Bernadette still would’ve been working at The Cheesecake Factory, and I still would’ve been working this beefcake factory. If Leonard wasn’t with Penny, she never would have set you up. Leonard: But, you forget, I did ask you out in real life.Īmy: Which couldn’t have happened if you didn’t live across the hall from her, which couldn’t have happened without Sheldon. Leonard: Come on, I would not have peed my pants. Leonard: Eh, uh, well, I was wondering, if you’re not too busy, um, uh, if, if you’d be interested in telling me where the restroom is? Uh, any, anyway, um, there’s been something I’ve wanted to ask you for a long time. Howard: Fine, then go talk to her on your own. Raj: You didn’t ask her out, but that was a lot of sounds. Penny: Hey, you guys ready to order or you need a few minutes? Howard: Hope you’re thirsty, here it comes. Raj: Maybe this time he’s going to do it. Sorry, I thought we’re saying things that are never gonna happen. Howard: I’m gonna squirt chocolate milk out of my nipples. Penny: Okay, sweetie, let me tell you exactly how that would have gone down. I’ve been going to the Cheesecake Factory for years. Howard: Really? Sheldon not being here is the main reason I’m in this room.Īmy: It’s true. Leonard: (Knock, knock, knock) What do you think? (Knock, knock, knock) What do you think? (Knock, knock, knock) What do you think?Īmy: You make jokes about Sheldon, but if it weren’t for him, I don’t think any of us would be sitting in this room right now. Penny: Hey, you ever imagine what that would be like? Not being born? It’s Christmastime and Jimmy Stewart’s really depressed and he’s gonna jump off a bridge and kill himself.īernadette: But then he gets to see what the world would be like if he’d never been born. Penny: Yeah, if he’s in the room when they’re making the baby, I’ll give you ten dollars.īernadette: Hey, I brought over It’s a Wonderful Life if you guys want to watch it later.Īmy: It’s great. Raj: If you were having Sheldon’s baby would you really want him in the room? I picked the wrong day to wear my good robot T-shirt. Your sister’s fully dilated and she wants a nice family picture before there’s blood everywhere. Sheldon: And turn the bedroom floor into an amniotic Slip ‘n Slide. Raj: You know, many people believe that home births are better because the mother is in a warm, comfortable environment where she can be nurtured by loved ones. Sheldon: No, she chose to have a home birth because she wants to live in the Stone Age and a cave wasn’t available. Sheldon: She went into labor an hour ago.Īmy: That’s wonderful. Sheldon: The second I go out of town you throw a Christmas party without me? Although you said seven and it’s, it’s seven, but that’s fine.Īmy (ringing from tablet) : Oh, it’s probably Sheldon. Stuart: Oh, good, I’m glad you guys didn’t wait for me to start. Leonard: But it is what you got me last year. Penny: Honey, I’m a little strapped for cash this year, so for Christmas I was thinking of giving you this. Raj: Yeah, if your mom could see her little Bar Mitzvah boy right now, she’d have a heart attack.īernadette: Good idea, I’ll take a picture. Raj: Wait, so Star Wars and Star Trek characters can go on the same branch? Leonard: And I’m happy to report its kickstarter campaign is holding strong at zero dollars. Penny: Yeah, which means we don’t have to use his ridiculous ornament-spacing template. Sheldon is gone, so the tree decorating rules are out the window. Sheldon: Oh, no, thank you, I don’t want to be an inconvenience. Although it did take her six years to finish high school, so who knows?Īmy: Can I give you a ride to the airport? Penny: Wow, so, how long will you be gone? I’m filling in for her husband who’s recovering from a horrible motorcycle accident. Leonard: Well, congrats, and it’s nice you’re gonna be there for your sister. You want to hear about everything that comes out of my family’s genitals? Sheldon: Well, I never told you about my brother’s kidney stone. Uncle Sheldon.Īmy: How come you never said she was pregnant? My sister’s uterus came down with a baby. Sheldon: Oh, I would, but I’m on my way out. Penny: Hey, Sheldon, you want to play next? Penny and Amy are playing a ski-ing game.Īmy: Well, I have an extremely low centre of gravity.
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